Trump Refuses To Accept Election Outcome

“The system is rigged!” Trump declared.

The Capital, Panem– Despite surpassing the required 270 electoral votes necessary to win the US presidency, Donald Trump is refusing to accept the results of this horrible, horrible, election, claiming the system is rigged.

When we tried to reach Mr. Trump, we learned he had snuck out the back and run away. As it turns out, he had never intended for any of this to get this far, but he doesn’t know when to quit and his ego won’t allow him to lose, so he’s simply going to hide in his solid gold ivory tower for the next 4 years until people stop looking for him.


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